barbieprivilege:

*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

The only people allowed to approach me in public are dogs

obviously cats don’t need my fucking permission 

lauraloveslibraries:

Me two weeks ago: I don’t care what Josh does with hair he’s a grown man why can’t the fans just accept his hair as is? 

Josh: does this: 

Me now: 

Originally posted by greeneyesthatlie